The Rules

The rules and regulations regarding the running and everyday awesomeness of the clan of SSG as laid down by the great Th3NaRRoW!!!11!11

Rule Number 1: The Rules

a. Anything said or quoted by Th3NaRRoW has to be taken as fact and can not be disputed in any way at any time, even if it sounds wrong.

b. The rules as laid down by Th3NaRRoW can be amended at any time by Th3NaRRoW.

            This includes

1. Adding new rules.
            2. Changing old rules.

3. Removing rules that do not suite Th3NaRRoW at that specific time.

4. Disobeying rules for the lulz.

5. Generally trying to confuse people with rules.

c. Rules that are not drafted into the first addition of the SSG rule book can be suggested by other members of the clan, only to be later shot down and denied by Th3NaRRoW cause he has the power.

            Exceptions

1. Vovo is not allowed to make rules ever under any circumstances.
2. No rules being mean to Th3NaRRoW will every be considered
3. Rules about 2142 are not allowed to be made by any one because it will likely anger Th3NaRRoW.

Rule Number 2: The Clan Leader

1. The clan leader. The clan leader at this point in time (30-July-2009) is bunnyZors. A vote can be held at any time to select a new clan leader.

Process

A motion needs to be started at which time a one of the following candidates can be selected to lead the clan.

Candidates.
bunnyZors

bunny

Zors

DaaiOuWatNouClanleaderIs

Rule Number 3: The clan

            a. The Super Serial Gamers clan. (SSG©®™¹³³⁷) is awesome!

If at any time it is stated that SSG©®™¹³³⁷ is anything other than awesome that player will be punished accordingly.

            Punishment (Depending on severity of infringement)

            1. Forced to join HF

            2. Forced to join NSD

            3. Forced to join VVB

4. Forced to join FiB (Alternative punishment is death. But we feel that, that is the easy way out.)

b. SSG players are awesome. If it is stated otherwise by anyone it is the duty of the player’s fellow team mates to defend his honour.

            Exceptions

1. When the accused is using a G36E.
2. When the accused has killed you more than once. (appropriate swearing and threats are encouraged.)
3. The use of repetitive nade spamming.
4. When the face dance has been performed without prior written consent.

Rule Number 4: The Skype Chat

1. The skype chat is a place of communication between members of SSG©®™¹³³⁷. There are few rules to the skype chat.
   1. What can be done:

                                                                          i.      Make use of copious amounts of emoticons for no apparent reason.

                                                                        ii.      Be mean to Vovo.

                                                                      iii.      Say Diablo 2 will be crap

                                                                      iv.      Say Starcraft 2 will be crap

                                                                        v.      Say some other games that Ham and them like is crap cause it makes them mad.

                                                                      vi.      Do things just for the lulz.

1. What may not be done:

                                                                          i.      Be mean to Marrow.

                                                                        ii.      Hate on 2142.

                                                                      iii.      Be mean to Marrow.

                                                                      iv.      Say things that may potentially hurt Marrow’s feelings

                                                                        v.      Not admit to Marrow’s Awesomeness when he rubs it in your face AGAIN!

                                                                      vi.      Be pessimistic all the time like Ian.

                                                                    vii.       No one May hate on the Ham without the permission of Marrow or James.

                                                                  viii.      Other stuff that I will add later when I think of them.

Rule Number 5: The Jean and Marrow Chronicles

1. My ping is bad hence I am a noob.
2. My ping is OK but im still getting pwned, so other guys are hacking.
3. My ping is good im playing well yet I get killed so other guys are haxing.
4. I died. OMGWTFWALLHAX!!121!!11@@@111!!!1
5. OMFG@@!!!!
6. #$%@$%@$%@$%@%@
7. Nade spam more. Gosh!!!

Rule Number 6: Vovo Needs Love

1. Contrary to popular belief vovo does not survive off only James and Marrow’s hating but also requires the occasional little bit of love.
2. Vovo likes shoe laces… A LOT!!
3. Vovo is our “Special” friend.

Rule Number 7: Link or it didn’t happen

1. When an outrageous statement is used, the perpetrator is required to submit evidence in the form of an HTML link to substantiate his claims.
2. This rule does not apply to Marrow.
3. Marrow may as with any other rules over ride this rule. This includes rendering the evidence presented as null and void within the case it self.

Rule Number 8: The SSG forums

1. The SSG forums are the home of SSG.
2. All members are required to check the site every day atleast.
3. Trolling of the forums is encouraged. This will benefit us if we ever want to play LOTR online cause then we have trained trolls that we can use as tanks.
4. When posting something on the SSG forums be sure that your post is worth its weight in potato skins and always add just the right amount of emoticons.
5. Never post things about how noob other clans are in the public section cause that is stupid.
6. Always say how noob other clans are.
7. Love one other as you love yourself at night.
8. Remember I <3 Myself

Rule Number 9: Clan Matches

1. You need to play good in clannies otherwise people get angry and shout at you, this makes you sad. A sad soldier is an emo soldier and we don’t like emo’s, except for emo of course, we kinda like him. A bit.
2. We shoot stuff with guns.
3. Smoking kills but Hax kills to so don’t use them ffs.  

Rule Number 10: The Rules

1. The SSG rules are to be followed at all costs.
2. Never stray from the true path of SSG.
3. Know your enemy. Like you know linux. Which is not well at all.
4.  I am not well at all.